We have some questions about these things:
1. How do those things stay on?
2. They can't possibly be remotely comfortable, right?
3. Are they hygenic?
4. Doesn't that hurt a man's special area?
5. That has to affect fertility, right?
6. The official name for this bathing suit, according to the website, is String Latéral Flash Bleu Alter. But we can come up with a better name, can't we? Our suggestion is Groin Scruchie or Weirdest Tan Line Ever, but that's just off the top of our head. Your turn!
And since we know you're thinking it, the answer is no. You will never unsee what you just saw.
Happy Tuesday!
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