Meanwhile, elsewhere in Buffalo, members of the football cheerleading squad (the Jills, who cheer for the Bills—get it?) are currently involved in a lawsuit against the team over allegedly violating labor laws.
As part of the lawsuit, Deadspin obtained a copy of the "NFL Buffalo Jills Cheerleaders Agreement and Codes of Conduct 2013-2014," a step-by-step guide to hygiene, etiquette and more rules and regulations of being an NFL cheerleader.
Deadspin singled out this passage, which describes how to take care of your lady hygiene:
"When menstruating, use a product that [sic] right for your menstrual flow. A tampon too big can irritate and develop fungus. A product left in too long can cause bacteria or fungus build up. Products can be changed at least every 4 hours. Except when sleeping, they can be left in for the night."
But we prefer the part that goes into far too much detail on how to hold a conversation, because "act like a human being" is apparently a bit too vague:
14. Do not be overly opinionated about anything. Do not complain about anything- ever hang out with a whiner? It's exhausting and boring.
18. Do not use slang in conversations. Never use words/phrases such as: "like", "I seen it", "You's guys", "dude", "them guys" "pee" & "ain't".
30. Always say "excuse me" when you burp, sneeze or cough. Even if you think there isn't anyone around.
Always avoid: Politics, Religion, Sexual references, Talking "about last night", Don't try talk about your personal life: job, boyfriends, what you're doing later, etc…, Inappropriate jokes, Strong opinions, Gossip, Saying "I" or "me" too often.
Pardon our French, but what the f--k does that leave there to talk about? YEAH, there's nothing more boring than a whiner. Except maybe a robot cheerleader who can literally only talk about, what? Being a cheerleader? And that's assuming she doesn't have strong opinions about that...
(H/T Daily Picks and Flicks, Deadspin)
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